Another post on my now favorite kids’ blog:
Father: Who is really forgiving you in the Sacrament of Penance?
Father: Right! So when you hear me speaking, you’re really hearing Jesus.
Boy: Uh, so we’re going to hear two voices in confession?
Read the rest here.
More from First Communion Class:
Me: What are the two kinds of sin?
Boy: Uhhhh, mortal and victorious?
If you want to keep smiling, go here.
From one of our Sisters who teaches junior high: the students were asked to do some peer evaluations. One of them wrote: “Make sure you annunciate.”
Some more goodies from KatechismKids:
Me: Remember I asked you to pay attention to details during Mass, I want you to share some of the things you noticed.
Girl: The bells!
Boy: The really really big crucifix!
Boy: I noticed four things that I would like to share about: the standing, the sitting, the kneeling, and… and… I can’t remember thing four, but it was important.
You can read the rest here.
From my new favorite kids’ quotes blog:
Me: What wonderful, amazing feast and celebration has happened since I last saw you!?
Boy: Me getting stitches!
Boy: Woah! What’s that!?
Boy: Oh this? It’s just my… PHONE!
Me: That’s getting zipped up into your coat pocket.
Boy: Aw man! But it has games on it!
Me: That’s why it’s going in your coat pocket.
Boy: Mrs. Cous guess what? Yesterday I broke my cousin’s neck.
Me: What? You broke his neck? How?
Boy: We were fighting and wrestling around and I just – shickt! – broke it.
Boy: Oh my gosh, did you kill him?
Boy: No, he’s fine.
You can read more here.
I found a treasure store of kids’ quotes from the First Communion class from our parish:
Boy: Santa is kind of fat. I don’t want to be mean or make fun of him, I’m just saying what is true.
Me: We have a fun busy class tonight. We’re having a special visitor come to us!
Boy: Who? WHO?
Me: It’s a surprise, you’ll have to wait to find out!
Girl: Oh that’s the only thing I don’t like about a surprise! You don’t know what it is and you have to wait!
Me: Who knows what the word banquet means?
Boy: A wedding!
Me: Not exactly, but they might have a banquet at a wedding…
Girl: A dinner!
Me: Right, so in the song when we sing “Heavenly banquet” that means ––
Boy: Mmmmm, the best food ever.
You can read the rest of “Dear Lord–wait nevermind!” here.
I was just thinking today about how I haven’t posted here in for ever. And then I came across this. Real conversations from a First Communion class.