His old clothes

“After they scourged Jesus and crowned him with thorns, they let him put his old clothes back on.”

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I want to be a Sister!

When talking about religious life in my classroom, one of the boys
said to me, “Sr. Sarah, you always have so many great stories and
wonderful experiences to share and you are always happy! I want to be
a Sister too!”  (I assured him that he would make a cute Sister).

What did you say his name was again?

“What was the name of the man who helped Jesus carry his cross?”

“Simon of Siberia.”

How did he know?

“How did the Roman Centurion know that Jesus was dead?”

“He looked.”

The two women at the foot of the cross

“Who were the two women at the foot of the Cross?”  

Sixth grader: “Mary and Hansel”  ??

My least favorite

In answer to a test question:

“Matrimony is the seventh and last sacrament.  It is my least favorite.”  (a fifth grader)

Divine Mercy Sunday

Sr. Mary Ann recently gave a test in which one of the question asked what Sunday is John Paul the Great being beatified.  One of the answers: “On Define the Mercy Sunday.”